Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Bush. Show all posts
Bush was visiting a school. The schedule had two hours of question and answer session with a break in between.
They were reaching the interval.
Bush : Anybody want to ask me more?
Raj : Sir, I have two questions.
Why did you attack Iraq?
Where is Osama?
Bush : Intelligent questions! I will answer in detail after the break.
After the interval
Bush : Any more questions?
John : Sir, I have three questions.
Why did you attack Iraq?
Where is Osama?
Where is Raj?
Manmohan Singh, George Bush, Sonia Gandhi and Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (Ash) were travelling in the same compartment in a train. Train entered a tunnel and it suddenly went dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and a slap. When the light came, Bush was bent over with his face red. All were diplomatic and kept silent.
Sonia thought, "These Americans are crazy about Ash. Bush might have kissed her and got slapped."
Ash thought, "Bush might have tried to kiss me but got Sonia instead and got slapped."
Bush thought, "Manmohan might have kissed Ash but she thought it was me and slapped me."
Manmohan thought, "When the train enters the next tunnel, I will make kissing sound and give Bush a stronger slap."
SINGH IS KING!!!!
The 9/11 Morning..........
Musharaf calls Bush
Musharaf : "I am very sorry to hear about the attack, so many people died and two beautiful buildings collapsed. But I am calling to say that I have no connection with the attack."
Bush : "What building ? What attack ?"
Musharaf : "What is the time now in America ?"
Bush : "7.45am"
Musharaf : "Sorry. I will call you after four hours."
