Thats Y GIRLS keep LONG NAILS!!!
If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
Free again, repeat *
Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Finance expert :
If you love someone
Set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
[the same things are applicable for girls as well, just change "her" to "him" and "she" to "he"]
Boy : My girlfriend broke up with me.
Friend : Don't worry, you will get someone better.
Boy : She also send me pictures of her with her new boyfriend
Friend : That was a bit too harsh. Really bad!! What did you do?
Boy : I sent them to her father!!!!!!!
A boy madly in love with a girl, went to her and proposed her.
She rejected.
He didn't look very sad.
His Friend asked him, "Did you actually love her?"
He replied, "She was more to me than I am to me."
His Friend replied, "But you don't look to be feeling so much pain to lose her."
He replied, "I lost someone who never loved me but she lost someone who really loved her even more than anyone else could."
BLUE : free
GREEN : waiting
ORANGE : going to propose
PINK : accepted proposal
BLACK : rejected proposal
WHITE : already committed
YELLOW : broke up
GREY : not interested
RED : leave me alone
Girl agreed and asks 3 wishes :
1. I must be the richest woman in this world
This made her boyfriend the richest man.
2.I must be the most beautiful lady on earth
This made her boyfriend the most handsome man.
3.I must get a mild heart attack
Moral : Girls are smart
Story ends here for girls. Guys read on.
Her boyfriend got a heart attack 10 times milder!!!
Moral : Girls think they are smart, but they are not.
11 Hostel Girls went to buy bananas......
But shopkeeper tells them that he sells only in dozens.
Then a girl from the group says to others, "Dont worry girls,we can eat one!!!!!"
Success is like a beautiful young girl, it will leave us at any time.
But Failure is like a mother, it will teach us some important lessons of LIFE
Dear friend,
Dont run behind either a running bus or girl at any situation in your life.
Because..........
After 5 minutes, you can catch another better one!!!!!!!!!!
