Teacher : Name a mammal that can fly in air and give birth to young ones on land ?
Sardar : AIR HOSTESS!!!!!!!!!!
Titanic was sinking..........
An Englishman asked Sardar : How far is the land from here ?
Sardar : about 2 miles
Englishman jumped into the sea believing in his swimming abillity
Englishman : Now, Which direction ?
Sardar : Downwards!!!!!!!!!
Hero : But I don't know swimming.
Sardar : Don't worry, there is no water!!!!!!!!
Sardar : I saw my wife going to a movie theater with a strange man
Friend : Did you follow them inside?
Sardar : No yaar, I had already seen the movie twice.........
Sardar : Weigh this sack
Sardar : Thats no problem. We will weigh it four times!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sardar and his friend were on a Forest Trip....
Suddenly a tiger came in front of them and stared at them
Sardar's friend was active and he threw some sand on tiger's eyes and shouted "RUN!!"
Then, Sardar replied, "Why should I run? It was you who threw sand on tiger's eyes!!!"
One day Sardar got a SMS from his friend saying,
"Reader is STUPID and Sender is CLEVER"
Sardar got angry and replied with a SMS saying,
"Sender is STUPID and Reader is CLEVER"
Judge : For what crime were you arrested?
Sardar : For shopping early!
Judge : Well that doesnt seem like a crime. Anyways how early were you?
Sardar : Before the shop opened!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5 Hi-Tech Inventions of Sardar
- Waterproof Towel
- Solar Torch
- Book on how to read
- Wheelchair with pedals
- Umbrella with holes to see whether it is raining
Teacher : Should women have Children after 35?
Sardar : NO! 35 Children are more than ENOUGH!!!
