A Husband and Wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever '
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever '
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'
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July 21, 2010
July 21, 2010
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