Humorous Leave Letters and Job Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people from various places in India.

A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."

A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."

An incident of a leave letter : "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave."

Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

This is from N.A.L. Bangalore:From an employee who was performing the "mundan"ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two DAYS.."