A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom was a cow, I would be a little bull."
The driver gets mad at this noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom was a girl elephant, I would be a little elephant."
The kid goes on with various animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom a prostitute?!"
The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"
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