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The most selfish 1 letter
"I"
Avoid It.

Most Satisfactory 2 letters
"WE"
Use It.

Most Poisonous 3 letters
"EGO"
Kill It.

Most used 4 letters
"LOVE"
Value It.

Most Pleasing 5 letters
"SMILE"
Keep It.

Fastest Spreading 6 letters
"RUMOUR"
Ignore It.

Hard Working 7 letters
"SUCCESS"
Achieve It.

Most Enviable 8 letters
"JEALOUSY"
Distance It.

Most Essential 9 letters
"PRINCIPLE"
Have It.

Most Divine 10 Letters
"FRIENDSHIP"

Humorous Leave Letters and Job Applications

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people from various places in India.

A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.

I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave."

A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today."

An incident of a leave letter : "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave."

Letter writing: "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

This is from N.A.L. Bangalore:From an employee who was performing the "mundan"ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two DAYS.."

100% Success

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful….
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(if)
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
______
Then

HARDWORK

H = 8
A = 1
R = 18
D = 4
W = 23
O = 15
R = 18
K = 11

Makes 98%
______

KNOWLEDGE

K = 11
N = 14
O = 15
W = 23
L = 12
E = 5
D = 4
G = 7
E = 5

Makes 96%
_____

LOVE

L = 12
O = 15
V = 22
E = 5

Makes 54%
_____

LUCK

L = 12
U = 21
C = 3
K = 11

Makes 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
_____

Then what makes 100%??

Is it Money? ….. NO!!!

Leadership? ….. NO!!!

Every problem has a solution,
only if we perhaps change our “ATTITUDE”.

It is OUR ATTITUDE towards
Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

ATTITUDE
__________
A = 1
T = 20
T = 20
I = 9
T = 20
U = 21
D = 4
E = 5

Makes 100%