An Indian Interview with Pakistan ISI Chief

This is a joke inspired by a spoof in regional television yesterday.

Interviewer : Welcome, Sir! Its Christmas time and how is Santa Claus in Pakistan?

Chief : How dare you accuse Pakistan, Santa Claus is not in Pakistan!

Interviewer : Sir, but Santa Claus is a big man with long white beard who...

Chief : Even if he has a long white beard, how can you tell that he is a Pakistani????

Interviewer : Sir,sir.. Santa Claus is the one who goes around the world spreading peace

Chief : Even if he crosses borders without proper documents, how can you say that he is a Pakistani???